AUSTIN — The Republican Party of Texas confirmed Monday that Ken Paxton's pending securities fraud indictment will appear on ballots under "Verified Leadership Experience." Officials noted felony exposure is now a prerequisite for endorsement. "Voters want someone who understands the legal system from the defendant's table," said state chairwoman Matt Rinaldi. Cornyn conceded defeat upon realizing he had no active investigations.
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Texas GOP Lists Paxton's Indictment As Verified Leadership Experience
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“Voters want someone who understands the legal system from the defendant's table”
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