AUSTIN — State party officials confirmed Paxton secured the nomination after Trump replied to his 3 a.m. voice memo within 12 minutes, beating Cornyn's 14-minute response time. Party chair Abraham George said actual ballots were merely for atmospheric effect. "We needed to ensure the candidate had the strongest signal strength to Mar-a-Lago," said communications director Sarah Miller.
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Texas GOP Confirms Senate Runoff Winner Determined By Who Trump Texted Back First
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“We needed to ensure the candidate had the strongest signal strength to Mar-a-Lago.”
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