WASHINGTON — President Trump announced that the economic impact of the Iran war is negligible, thanks to a new calculation method called 'patriotic math,' which ignores negative figures. 'It's all about positive thinking,' he said. Economists are adapting by revising reports, while citizens report using similar logic for personal finances. The Federal Reserve is considering updates to its models.

This approach has sparked minor market fluctuations, with some investors turning to optimism seminars for guidance.