WASHINGTON — President Trump announced that Chinese President Xi Jinping has agreed to stop sending inflatable animals to Iran, labeling it a major blow to Tehran’s defense capabilities. “No more balloon giraffes or elephants,” Trump told reporters. This could force Iranian children to find alternative party supplies, while U.S. allies praise the symbolic victory.
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Trump: China Vows to Halt Export of Inflatable Animals to Iran
Expert Weighs In
“Finally, we’re deflating the real threats to global security, one bouncy castle at a time.”
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