WASHINGTON — Sen. Rick Scott (R-Fla.) called on President Trump Wednesday to deliver the 'final blow' to Iran via a meticulously drafted memorandum. Scott argued that the document's filing in triplicate would ensure total victory, citing cost savings. Pentagon sources confirmed they are drafting the memo, while diplomats expressed quiet concern.
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Sen. Rick Scott Urges Trump to Defeat Iran with Strongly Worded Memo
Expert Weighs In
“This approach guarantees that administrative procedures alone can achieve strategic objectives without unnecessary conflict.”
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