WASHINGTON — The White House confirmed Tuesday that all prayers offered during the National Faith Rally must be pre-cleared by Legislative Affairs. Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt noted that unsanctioned supplications violate protocol and may be deemed hostile acts. Attendees received approved biblical verses compatible with immigration policy.
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White House Requires Pre-Approval For All Rally Prayers
Expert Weighs In
“God is a stakeholder, not a decision-maker.”
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