WASHINGTON — The White House confirmed all China tariffs were lifted after President Xi addressed Donald Trump as 'Sir' during their handshake. Treasury Secretary Mnuchin stated the acknowledgment constituted a binding economic concession worth $400 billion. 'The respect was tangible,' said Trade Advisor Peter Navarro. 'We got more out of that syllable than Obama did in eight years.'
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Trump Declares Trade Deficit Erased After Xi Agreed To Call Him 'Sir'
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“We got more out of that syllable than Obama did in eight years.”
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