TALLAHASSEE, FL — The state of Florida defended Governor Ron DeSantis’ new congressional map in court Monday by arguing it was drawn by “feel,” not partisan intent. Assistant Attorney General Mark Thompson told the judge that DeSantis closed his eyes and traced districts until the state “felt balanced,” making a gerrymandering claim impossible to prove. A ruling is expected next month.
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DeSantis Administration Tells Court Gerrymandering Claim Is Invalid Because Map Was Drawn by ‘Feel’
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