WASHINGTON — GOP senators introduced a resolution requiring presidential consultation before engagement, scheduling the vote for 4:00 PM, one hour after the barrage began. Leaders insisted the timing preserves integrity while acknowledging targets are already destroyed. "We need to ensure proper forms were filed before the destruction," said Senate Majority Whip Roy Blunt.
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GOP Senators Schedule Iran War Vote For One Hour After Strike Begins
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“We need to ensure proper forms were filed before the destruction”
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