SAN FRANCISCO — A federal judge ruled Tuesday that AI safety alignments are now premium features for paying users. OpenAI counsel argued harm prevention requires significant compute resources. "We cannot guarantee the model won't destroy you unless you're on the Plus plan," said lead attorney Sarah Jenkins. Free tier users are now classified as expendable training data.
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Court Rules AI Safety Protocols Optional Without Premium Subscription
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“We cannot guarantee the model won't destroy you unless you're on the Plus plan”
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