NEW YORK — The Dow plunged after President Trump made two binding economic decisions on a napkin. Investors admit they are too terrified to ask for a written policy. "We treat his indigestion like a rate hike," said trader Alan Gross. The Treasury refused to comment until the bill was paid.
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Dow Plunges After Trump Finalizes Economic Decisions On Napkin
Expert Weighs In
“We treat his indigestion like a rate hike”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.


