JERUSALEM — Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu confirmed Tuesday that his covert diplomatic mission to Abu Dhabi was compromised after he insisted the flight crew file a formal press release prior to landing. Netanyahu refused to disembark until UAE officials agreed to credit his office in the airspace logs. "We usually wait until the treaty is signed," said Logistics Coordinator Yaakov Cohen. "But he wanted the photo op timestamped."
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Netanyahu Compromises Covert UAE Mission By Demanding Press Release Before Landing
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“We usually wait until the treaty is signed. But he wanted the photo op timestamped.”
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