WASHINGTON — The U.S. Treasury Department notified allies Tuesday that any economic sanctions not explicitly branded by Washington constitute copyright infringement. Officials stated punitive financial measures are proprietary U.S. technology. Partner nations were instructed to halt independent pressure campaigns until licensing fees are paid. "You can't just freeze assets," said Treasury General Counsel Mark Stevens. "That's our IP. You need a subscription."
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Treasury Department Claims Copyright On Concept Of Economic Sanctions
Expert Weighs In
“You can't just freeze assets. That's our IP. You need a subscription.”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.


