WASHINGTON — The State Department noted its purchase of Greenland remains contingent upon a standard 10-day home inspection. Officials requested locals vacate during showings to check for foundational cracks in the ice sheet. Prime Minister agreed to leave lights on. "We're not buying unseen," said Negotiator Alan Kress. "There could be mold in the permafrost."
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State Department Requests Home Inspection Period For Greenland Acquisition
Expert Weighs In
“There could be mold in the permafrost.”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.
