WASHINGTON — The Justice Department confirmed Monday that Gautam Adani has been reclassified as a sovereign economic zone, granting him immunity from terrestrial criminal statutes. Prosecutors noted indicting Adani would constitute economic aggression against a foreign power. Legal experts say the move streamlines proceedings by treating his wealth as diplomatic territory.
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DOJ Reclassifies Gautam Adani As Sovereign Economic Zone Immune To Prosecution
Expert Weighs In
“We can't arrest a GDP. His net worth exceeds our jurisdictional gravity. The law simply slides off.”
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