NEW YORK — The New York Times confirmed Monday that all future investigative claims will only be verified if they pass a majority staff vote without triggering a formal grievance. "Truth is simply a retention risk we no longer need to accept," said VP of Internal Communications Sheila Merkin. "Moving forward, facts must be morale-neutral."
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New York Times Declares Editorial Truth Now Subject To Majority Staff Vote
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“Truth is simply a retention risk we no longer need to accept.”
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