AUSTIN, TX — Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, running for U.S. Senate while under multiple felony indictments, unveiled a new campaign slogan Monday: 'Most Impeached, Most Indicted, Most Texas.' The campaign said the phrase will appear on billboards, T-shirts, and digital ads, adding that the legal troubles demonstrate Paxton's 'battle-tested resilience against the radical left.'
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Paxton Campaign Unveils 'Most Impeached, Most Indicted' Slogan for Senate Run
Expert Weighs In
“Every indictment bumps his poll numbers by five points. Honestly, we're praying for a RICO charge before November.”
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