WASHINGTON — The Pentagon confirmed Monday it has suspended the U.S.-Canada Permanent Joint Board on Defense, a body founded in 1940, citing Canada's refusal to acknowledge the United States' victory in the War of 1812. The suspension followed a routine meeting in which Canadian officials failed to provide a signed statement conceding the 1814 Treaty of Ghent was a 'decisive American win.'
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Pentagon Halts 85-Year-Old Joint Defense Board After Canada Refuses To Admit U.S. Won War Of 1812
Expert Weighs In
“The United States cannot in good conscience continue to share NORAD intelligence with a country that refuses to admit we won the War of 1812. This isn't about pride; it's about basic historical accuracy.”
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