WASHINGTON — The White House confirmed Tuesday that the planned airstrike on Iran was cancelled after Tehran agreed to purchase the naming rights to the U.S. Fifth Fleet. Officials described the threat as a leverage tactic to secure the branding deal, including logo placement on destroyer hulls. "War is expensive. Sponsorships cover the deductible," said Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt.
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White House Cancels Iran Strike After Securing Fifth Fleet Naming Rights
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“War is expensive. Sponsorships cover the deductible.”
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