WASHINGTON — The Pentagon postponed scheduled strikes on Iranian nuclear facilities pending Tehran's completion of a digital waiver form. Officials stated the bombardment cannot proceed until Iranian leadership clicks 'I Agree' on the updated conflict terms portal. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth noted the administrative hurdle was standard procedure for kinetic engagements.
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Pentagon Delays Iran Strike Pending Acceptance Of Digital Terms Of Service
Expert Weighs In
“We need explicit consent before leveling the infrastructure. Otherwise it's just unauthorized violence.”
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