BRUSSELS — The Eurogroup confirmed Monday that ongoing hostilities must be reclassified as unbudgeted discretionary spending. Ministers argued that without proper invoicing, the conflict cannot be processed through standard procurement channels. "Civilian casualties are unfortunate, but they were not pre-approved in Q3," said Chief Economist Lars Vogeler. The summit adjourned to reconcile quarterly projections.
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EU Finance Ministers Request Itemized Receipts For Middle East Conflict
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“Civilian casualties are unfortunate, but they were not pre-approved in Q3”
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