WASHINGTON — President Trump informed Prime Minister Netanyahu Tuesday that Iran strikes are postponed until contractors submit bids for renaming the Persian Gulf. Trump reportedly refused to authorize force until the region reflects his licensing standards. "The current name doesn't scream luxury," said White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt.
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Trump Postpones Iran Strike Pending Post-War Branding Review
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“The current name doesn't scream luxury”
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