WASHINGTON — The TSA confirmed Tuesday that Gold+ subscribers are now exempt from security screening, citing data showing high net worth individuals are unlikely to detonate explosives. The policy treats wealth as a biometric identifier sufficient for clearance. They bypass metal detectors and bag checks entirely. "We cannot justify subjecting job creators to the same indignities as economy passengers," said TSA Administrator David Pekoske.
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TSA Gold+ Members Exempt From Security Screening Due To Low Risk Profile
Expert Weighs In
“We cannot justify subjecting job creators to the same indignities as economy passengers”
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