WASHINGTON — The IRS announced Wednesday it is halting audits of any filer who publicly vows to dismantle the bureau. Commissioners cited budgetary realism; pursuing collections against individuals capable of defunding Congress is untenable. "We cannot audit someone who holds the appropriation keys," said Commissioner Douglas Merriam. "It becomes a suicide note."
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IRS Confirms It Will No Longer Audit Taxpayers Who Threaten To Abolish Agency
Expert Weighs In
“We cannot audit someone who holds the appropriation keys. It becomes a suicide note.”
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