LOUISVILLE — Thomas Massie was disqualified Tuesday for violating the Republican Party's strict prohibition on basic literacy during legislative sessions. Officials confirmed Massie breached protocol by reading the bill text rather than voting based on leadership signals. "You can oppose the bill, but you cannot know what is in it," said RNC Compliance Officer Gary Thompson. "Once he started parsing the syntax, he was gone."
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Massie Removed From Ballot For Demonstrating Literacy During Committee Hearing
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“You can oppose the bill, but you cannot know what is in it”
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