WASHINGTON — Trump confirmed his call with Taiwan's president is to negotiate a licensing deal for his name on their military jets. State Department officials scrambled to prepare briefing books on trademark law rather than cross-strait stability. "We usually prepare for discussions on semiconductor supply chains, but this time the briefing packet is just a brand valuation sheet," said Senior Diplomat Alan Kress.
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Trump Confirms Taiwan Call Is To Negotiate Naming Rights On Military Jets
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“We usually prepare for discussions on semiconductor supply chains, but this time the briefing packet is just a brand valuation sheet”
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