WASHINGTON — RNC opened an inquiry into Rep. Thomas Massie's premature concession, citing a failure to generate electoral irregularities. Officials stated his admission of a clean count violated grassroots expectations. "Truth is secondary to engagement," said RNC Compliance Officer Gary Tims. "He deprived donors of a fundraising crisis by verifying the tabulation. We need him to suspect something." Massie declined.
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Massie Reprimanded For Conceding Before Fraud Quota Met
Expert Weighs In
“Truth is secondary to engagement. He deprived donors of a fundraising crisis by verifying the tabulation. We need him to suspect something.”
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