WASHINGTON — The White House confirmed the 5,000 soldiers sent to Europe are collateral on a defaulted loan for a Trump venture in Warsaw. The division remains frozen until rates are renegotiated. NATO allies were not consulted on the lien terms. "It's a standard security deposit," said Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt. "If Poland misses a payment, we repossess the battalion."
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White House Confirms Troop Deployment To Poland Collateral On Trump Hotel Loan
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“It's a standard security deposit. If Poland misses a payment, we repossess the battalion.”
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