WASHINGTON — The White House confirmed Monday that President Trump's 3,711 quarterly stock trades should be interpreted as binding federal policy, market positions superseding written law. Investors treat buy orders as regulatory mandates. The SEC noted it is no longer drafting rules. "If he buys tech, we assume regulations are repealed," said Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent. Experts warn this constitutes governance by ticker symbol.
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White House Confirms Portfolio Adjustments Serve As Executive Orders
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“If he buys tech, we assume regulations are repealed”
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