WASHINGTON — The State Department confirmed Wednesday that any nuclear accord with Tehran must allow immediate termination should presidential approval ratings fall below 42 percent. Viability hinges on utility as a campaign prop. Merck said, "If the numbers don't jump, the treaty gets torn up. We need a win, not stability." Negotiators prioritized language that polls well in swing states over safety.
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White House Insists Iran Deal Include Ratings Escape Clause
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“If the numbers don't jump, the treaty gets torn up. We need a win, not stability.”
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