WASHINGTON — The State Department confirmed Monday that any nuclear agreement with Iran must be printed in a typeface President Trump deems "very strong" to be valid. Officials stated the draft was rejected because the margins suggested "weakness and decay." Mike Pompeo said national security relies on the document having "very big energy" rather than enforceable terms.
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White House Requires Iran Deal Documents Use 'Very Strong' Font
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“National security relies on the document having "very big energy" rather than enforceable terms.”
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