WASHINGTON — The Trump campaign confirmed Monday that all Iranian enriched uranium seized under the new peace deal must be temporarily housed in the Mar-a-Lago ballroom safe. The move eliminates federal storage costs. "It's a beautiful safe," said Campaign Manager Chris LaCivita. "We're doing Iran a favor. They should pay us."
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Trump Insists Iran Uranium Be Stored At Mar-A-Lago Pending Destruction
Expert Weighs In
“We're doing Iran a favor. They should pay us.”
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