PARIS — The Interior Ministry confirmed foreign students forfeit legal status upon graduating lycée, as literacy violates labor visa terms. Officials stated picking fruit is permitted, but understanding philosophy constitutes unauthorized skilled work. "We welcome their hands, not their minds," said Spokesman Jean-Luc Vernier. "A baccalauréat suggests ambition we did not approve."
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French Ministry Rules High School Diploma Invalidates Residency Permit
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“A baccalauréat suggests ambition we did not approve.”
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