WASHINGTON — President Trump arrived at Walter Reed Tuesday not for treatment, but to negotiate a third-party extension on his biological functions. The visit secured coverage for knee replacements and hairline retention. The policy excludes damage caused by gravity or truth. "We are basically just stamping the chassis," said Dr. Alan Merrow, Chief of Preventive Maintenance.
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Trump Visits Walter Reed To Renew Body Warranty
Expert Weighs In
“We are basically just stamping the chassis”
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