WASHINGTON — The Administration announced the Anti-Fraud Task Force will operate on a contingency fee basis, collecting 15% of assets seized from Democratic officials. Vice President Vance confirmed investigations into Republican misconduct were paused due to "lack of recoverable funds." Senior Counsel Alan Merck stated, "We cannot justify resources on targets without assets to confiscate."
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Vance Announces Anti-Fraud Task Force Will Operate On Contingency Fee Basis
Expert Weighs In
“We cannot justify resources on targets without assets to confiscate.”
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