Pete Hegseth confirmed the Hormuz blockade remains active, despite tankers reporting unimpeded passage. The designation stays 'restricted' until paperwork is filed. Commanders wave ships through but log them as turned back. "We can't acknowledge the corridor is open until form 44-B is signed," said Pentagon Liaison Gary Milner. "Otherwise the budget justification collapses."
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Pentagon Insists Hormuz Blockade Active Despite Unimpeded Ship Traffic
Expert Weighs In
“We can't acknowledge the corridor is open until form 44-B is signed.”
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