WASHINGTON — The Defense Department announced that civilians in conflict zones must register their protected status via an online portal prior to any airstrike. The 'Opt-In Safety Protocol' shifts verification burdens to potential victims. 'If you aren't in the database, you're effectively unverified infrastructure,' said Army Col. Daniel Reeves. Registrations are void after detonation.
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Pentagon Requires Civilians To Opt-In For Airstrike Safety
Expert Weighs In
“If you aren't in the database, you're effectively unverified infrastructure”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.
