WASHINGTON — The White House confirmed all policy directives will be communicated exclusively through the President's brokerage account activity. Press Secretary Leavitt stated investors should interpret Nvidia purchases as a declaration of AI deregulation. "This streamlines the legislative process," said Economic Advisor Peter Navarro, noting votes are redundant if the portfolio reflects the outcome.
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White House Confirms Presidential Stock Trades Now Official Policy Indicators
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“Votes are redundant if the portfolio reflects the outcome.”
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