WASHINGTON — The House Ethics Committee confirmed Wednesday that its new stock trading prohibition applies exclusively to transactions resulting in net losses. Chairman Stutzman stated members must live above reproach, provided profitable insider timing remains unaffected. 'We prevent embarrassment, not wealth accumulation,' said Ethics Counsel Sarah Jenkins. Gains are now 'constituent service fees.'
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House Ethics Committee Clarifies Stock Ban Applies Only To Losing Trades
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“We prevent embarrassment, not wealth accumulation”
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