WASHINGTON — AIPAC officials Tuesday classified Rep. Thomas Massie's lobbying restrictions as billable consulting hours, issuing a check for $45,000 to cover drafting time. Massie accepted the wire transfer, noting the efficiency of cutting out the middleman. "It's just standard procurement," said Senior VP Alan Grossman. "We pay him to write it, then pay ourselves to kill it. The voter is just the audit trail."
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AIPAC Reimburses Massie For Time Spent Drafting Anti-AIPAC Bill
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“We pay him to write it, then pay ourselves to kill it. The voter is just the audit trail.”
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