SAN FRANCISCO — NovaFlow's board voted Monday to formally adopt 'Acute AI Implementation Psychosis' as its official corporate operating model, replacing the company's product roadmap with a single ongoing ChatGPT session. 'We used to stress about shipping features,' said CEO Mark Henders. 'Now we just describe the product we wish we had and let investors hallucinate the revenue. It is the most honest we have ever been.'
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NovaFlow Board Formally Adopts AI Psychosis as Corporate Strategy
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“The organization is responding well to aggressive venture capital intervention. We have no plans to treat the underlying market delusion, as it is currently the primary source of our Series E runway.”
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