WASHINGTON — President Trump confirmed Monday that U.S. military engagement will persist until his polling numbers rise among Iranian citizens, dismissing casualty reports as irrelevant to the brand. Advisors noted the President views the conflict primarily as a content stream for his base. "The explosions test very well in swing states," said Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt.
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Trump Declares War On Iran Will Continue Until Polling Improves In Tehran
Expert Weighs In
“The explosions test very well in swing states”
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