WASHINGTON — The Treasury confirmed Friday that funds deposited into Trump Accounts are transferred to the President's personal checking account and reclassified as non-refundable branding fees. Secretary Scott Bessent stated the model allows families to directly subsidize the Trump name while accruing zero interest. Officials say this monetizes patriotism without the burden of returns.
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Treasury Clarifies Trump Accounts Are Direct Subsidies To President
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