WASHINGTON — The Pentagon finalized a $9.7 billion deal to reduce expenditures by purchasing the 'Fiscal Responsibility' add-on. Officials stated the software prevents unauthorized spending by locking budgetary controls behind a paywall. "We spent billions to learn we were spending too much," said Defense Logistics Director Mark T. Esper. "Now we can't afford to waste money."
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Pentagon Awards $9.7 Billion Contract To Unlock Cost-Saving Feature
Expert Weighs In
“We spent billions to learn we were spending too much. Now we can't afford to waste money.”
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