WASHINGTON — The Department of Justice released spending guidelines for the $1.8 billion Anti-Weaponization Fund, confirming taxpayer dollars may be used for "aggressive counter-suing" and "personal legal indemnity." Administrators stated funds are prohibited from being used for actual judicial independence. Former judges called the transparency "unfortunate."
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DOJ Releases Spending Guidelines For Anti-Weaponization Fund, Lists Retaliation As Approved Expense
Expert Weighs In
“We stopped pretending the money wasn't for silencing critics halfway through the wire transfer.”
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