MOSCOW — Kremlin submitted a receipt to Yerevan for last month's destabilization campaign, listing line items for 'fake websites,' 'bussed protesters,' and 'regional anxiety.' Officials stated the pivot West violates their existing security subscription. Armenia declined to pay, citing unauthorized charges. Penalties include increased gas prices. 'We don't do free interference anymore,' said SVR Liaison Igor Volkov.
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Kremlin Submits Itemized Invoice To Armenia For Covert Election Influence
Expert Weighs In
“We don't do free interference anymore.”
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