WASHINGTON — President Trump postponed the Iran accord Tuesday, citing the Situation Room's "cheap lighting" and "low-energy tables." The treaty requires gold-plated chairs before execution. "Diplomacy is about ambiance," said Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt. "You can't deter enrichment on particle board." Trump demanded mahogany paneling before touching the phone.
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Trump Delays Iran Deal Pending Situation Room Renovation
Expert Weighs In
“You can't deter enrichment on particle board.”
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