BRUSSELS — The European Commission confirmed Tuesday that frozen assets would be released following Budapest's commitment to categorize all future graft as miscellaneous paperwork mistakes. Officials stated the reclassification satisfies transparency requirements. Local ministers praised the streamlined reporting process. "If the receipt says 'Consulting', we are legally blind," said Commission VP Lars Vestergaard.
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EU Unlocks €16.4B After Hungary Agrees To File Corruption Under 'Admin Errors'
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