MOUNTAIN VIEW — Google HR stated $1.2 million generated by engineer Marcus Chen via prediction market wagers would count toward his quarterly objectives. Chen traded under 'AlphaRaccoon' using internal access. "We encourage all staff to monetize access privileges where possible," said VP of Ethics Sarah Miller. Legal is drafting forms to streamline future wagers.
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Google HR Reclassifies Insider Trading Profits As Q4 Performance Bonus
Expert Weighs In
“We encourage all staff to monetize access privileges where possible.”
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