SAN FRANCISCO — Anthropic confirmed Wednesday its $965 billion valuation is collateralized by projected salary savings from jobs the model has not yet eliminated. Investors embraced the asset class of hypothetical redundancies. "Labor is just a line item we haven't erased yet," said CFO Mark Rendell. The firm plans to issue dividends paid in severance packages that will never be distributed.
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Anthropic Valuation Backed By Jobs It Hasn't Fired Yet
Expert Weighs In
“Labor is just a line item we haven't erased yet”
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